Because so many people keep trying to convert me. Not that I have anything against the religion, it's just not my cup of tea.
"You just need to give God a chance. Let him into your life."
Screw that. I am happy as I am. I have Death, Time, and Existence in my life. Existence is my God. Just because I don't believe in a talking snake and all that other stuff doesn't make me a miserable person.
I'm only unhappy when these people have to bug me!
Here's a prayer the lot of you should remember "Give me the courage to change what I can, the Serenity to accept what I cannot, and the wisdom to know the difference."
Leave the people that are just happy with their lives alone! You only piss them off. This isn't a game you can win by getting the most converts, so lay off.
Educate those that would like to be join you. Provide them with the resources and support they need. Leave the ones that aren't interest alone. The more you push someone one way the more they want to go the other.
I'm not going to convert just so you people will stop bugging me. Because I know you'd just pester me more if I was one of you.
If I go to Hell for it, then I'll go on my own power and, as I've said before, I'll gladly march through the gates with a smile on my face.
AND FOR THE LOVE OF SOCRATES QUITE TRYING TO TELL ME HOW THE BIBLE IS SO FREAKING ACCURATE! SO'S THE ILLIAD!
Plus the Bible slanders other cultures! The Philistines were fantastic pottery makers, that made beautiful work. The Egyptian pyramids and other structures were built by the community in between harvest seasons, not by slaves!